Things Not To Do When You're Angry

Sunday, May 18, 2014
  1. Cook 
  2. Bake
  3. Drink
  4. Drive
  5. Try to be productive
  6. Continue talking to who made you angry
  7. Flirt, shit is just sad
  8. Read
  9. Work out--you'll probably injure yourself going too damn hard
  10. Anything that impacts your appearance
 But if you're angry and have the right partner FUCK LIKE BUNNIES.  Angry sex is, to me anyway, more intense, gets rid of all that aggression so much faster, and you orgasm like nobody's business. If there was someone to mount right now they would have the best hardest quickie they could ever imagine.  Alas, I'm solo--maybe it's machine time.

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